I just spent $87 in hearing test copays to clinically prove my 4yo is just ignoring me.
3yo’s vision of adulthood: “I am going to build a house with wooden floors, go to the bank, and buy stuff like LOLLIPOPS!”
Let’s take a second to recognize the sheer amount of pimp in this picture. Not only is this man, John Legend, is being chauffeured around in a luxury car, but there a scandalous female next to him. Not only is a scandalous female next to him, but she has her legs open, in the car, with one leg on his head, and one in his crotch. She is essentially inviting him to have sex with her by physically opening her legs and saying “Fuck me.” And all the while, this player of a man is not enticed or even focused on the possibility of having sex with the amazing pair of legs we see in this picture, or even the vagina in between them, but is texting on his phone because this happens so damn often for him, he just doesn’t give a shit.
John Legend, everyone.
I will never be able to fathom the complexity of this image.
people are sooooo sleep on john legend
(Source: kushandjcrew, via telegrvphave)
Beyoncé seems to have found the fountain of youth.
I thought this was to showcase how she keeps her weaves for so long, but yea, she looks young too
(Source: thequeenbey, via theladyinthestripeddress)
Perfect wedding. Perfect honeymoon. Perfect Love :)
I need to get out of this funk of nerves. I’m going to drove myself crazy before my wedding. I need to bask in the happiness and try to get the rest of the little stuff done. I’m so ready for it to be over. I’m ready for our real life to begin.
I just want to punch people in the face.